Bye Bye Super Bowl


Thank you all very much for attending the Super Bowl. Would you all please go home now and give us our city back so we can return to our regularly scheduled programming of citywide parades, feasting, dancing and overall debauchery. You may know that party by the name Mardi Gras and we really would like to get on with it. It’s so much more fun than this indoors limited attendance pricey Super Bowly thing.

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